As I walked through my home the umpteenth time today I stepped in something cold, wet, and slimy. My mind immediately started to wander, could it be dog drool? …Baby spit up? …Cat puke? Then I found myself actually routing for the dog drool..please let it be dog drool, please let it be dog drool. So I slowly looked down at the floor and at the substance on the bottom of my foot and it was clear. Well, I could rule out baby spit up because the baby had milk and squash to eat which would not be clear. So, I was down to dog drool or cat puke. So I went in for the old sniff test. I smelled my foot and it was odorless. YES! We have a winner, it is only dog drool. That made my day. Not only did I solve the case but I only stepped in dog drool which in the grand scheme of things is the least offensive cold, wet, slimy thing to be found on the floor.
Case Closed- I can cross that off my to do list today!
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